10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword