10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."