10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.