10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss