10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..