10 Random Poker Quotes

Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson