10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim