10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.