10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.