10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- It's Free To Fold...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth