10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"