10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water