10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Welcome to kicker school
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.