10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A