10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Welcome to kicker school
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers