10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."