10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• It's Free To Fold...
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.