10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22