10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters