10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm