10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have