10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"