10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.