10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.