10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.