10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."