10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- im going to 2 out you to death
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio