10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.