10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]