10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.