10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph