10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion