10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer