10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.