10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"