10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear