10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'