10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth