10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson