10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels