10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.