10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.