10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com