10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.