10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth