10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."