10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.