10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier