10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.