10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.